Volcano Blows it's Head OFF for OBAMA
Do you think the volcano in Iceland is causing global warming? Maybe, just maybe, the volcano is working with the Obama administration to stop global warming. I think Barack the Omnipotent used his blackberry and texted the volcano, or send him a facebook message or maybe he tweeted direct.
However he did it, Barack the God of Fire, called this volcano and said, “Hey. This is Barack Obama. Nobel Laureate. President of the United States. I’m the one we’ve been waiting for.”
Volcano: “Love your work with Al Gore. He’s hot! Sorry, a little volcano humor there.”
BO: “Hey…blow your own head off OK? They’ll have to ground all the flights in Europe and we’ll reduce carbon emissions by a huge amount. I really CAN save the world!”
Volcano: “Sure. Let me blow my own head off. There’s only one problem, though.”
BO: “Yeah? What’s that?”
Volcano: “My head is made mostly of CO2 and ash and stuff.”
BO: SILENCE
You think that’s what happened? Silence is the order of the day on this one.
Mac.
PS – Don’t forget to celebrate Vladimir Lenin’s Birthday coming soon on Earth DAY. Just Like every year. Hmmmm.
Really good blog! I pray this terrible ash cloud will leave us alone. My neice is stuck in Italy and she’s running out of cash. I heard the volcanic ash cloud will be staying for at least another 3 weeks but I don’t know whether to believe it. Does anybody know if it’s really true?
I think B.obama is the volcano. He’s the father of volcanos. Nobody
can blow smoke like Pres. can. Just like all the little one’s he
blinds millions with the dark clouds of speech spewing out in torrents.
But HARK we are starting to see the light! Thanks to Motorcity Mac
and other clear thinking patriots. Keep up the good work.
True AutoCity Mac…true. Thanks Too Hugh.
Mac